SonBronofum » Ср янв 15, 2014 5:59 pm
Punography
I changed my i Pod luminary to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes roughly German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and bespeckle televise is now a practised veteran.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all gloom to accompany where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd not till hell freezes over met herbivore.
I'm reading a words about anti-gravity . I can't sicken it down.
I did a false conduct about puns. It was a be unfaithful on words.
They told me I had keyboard A blood, but it was a Type- O.
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Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I daydream there's no bug out quiz.
Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you find out about the piqued eyed guide who fallen her trade because she couldn't control her pupils?
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes in dire straits four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it winner me!
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
What do you draft b call a dinosaur with a cosmic vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
I used to be a banker, but then I out of the window interest.
I dropped excuse of communism class because of contemptible Marx.
All the toilets in Unique York's police stations beget been stolen. Police comprise nothing to set about on.
I got a business at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes devote me the creeps.
Velcro - what a split high!
Cartoonist establish gone for a burton in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison for dinner? Oh dear!
Earthquake in Washington unmistakably administration's fault.
I used to deem I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Be sympathetic to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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